![]() “Anything less than a hundred share means people hate you more than they love life,” Maher continued. ![]() I have better ratings than ‘Monday Night Football,’ ‘The Bachelor’–‘ Yes, because your viewers aren’t allowed to leave the house! What else are they gonna do, read?” “And then he does this thing every day where he’s bragging about his ratings. ![]() If Trump played ‘Celebrity Jeopardy,’ cancer would go bankrupt,” Maher said. “Okay, there’s ten million people in Seoul, South Korea. “I’ll tell you I am starting to wonder if he’s really a doctor,” Maher joked, bringing up how Trump recently made a grossly inaccurate statement about the population of Seoul, South Korea - he claimed more than 38 million people live there - in a failed attempt to show up a reporter. I’m looking at photos of the 405 with no cars.”Īfter joking that “the highlight of my day was wiping down the mailman” and that his “stalker was working from home,” he noted that he’s not suffering from any coronavirus symptoms, “unless you count s-ing my pants every time Trump talks.” I mean, some people are looking at porn at home. residents, “the worst part of this is seeing that the highways are completely empty, but there’s nowhere to go. I say next we try it with cars.”Īlso Read: CNN's Brooke Baldwin Tests Positive for Coronavirus I’d say this is not a bad idea, this staying six feet away from people. “I stay six feet away from strangers,” Maher continued. I make sure I use disinfectant on every surface that has at least 60% alcohol, like judge Jeanine Pirro.” I am practicing every safe directive they say I should. And I am grounded and I have the blue balls to prove it. I mean, I want to go out but Gavin Newsom says I’m grounded. What did you expect to see here, a child’s playpen?”Ĭomplaining about having to film using an iPhone, Maher joked, “I feel like an entree at the Cheesecake Factory. “What did you expect? It’s my house, I have a bar. “We’re gonna be doing something a little different today, we’re gonna be taping the show from my backyard where I have a bar,” Maher, who was wearing a suit too, began.
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